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Drew - Via Twitter
Do you love betting on the #SuperBowl ? Do you love guaranteed #Predictions that will make you millions? Stay tuned!
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Drew - Via Twitter
I just caught my nut sack in the door of the dryer and tore it wide open. There goes 89 cents of gas station cashews I will never get back.
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I wonder if #LifestyleLift can do the same for saggy old man balls as they do for fat nasty turkey necked old ladies? #LooksLikeTheJoker
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My complexion is amazing thanks to this Loreal Go 360 Clean. My taint hasnt been this acne free since 1st grade. Thanks @HeatherDawn9810
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Some people see the glass as half empty, I see an opportunity to pee in the glass and wait to see who ends up drinking it. #WhoWantsToParty
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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it. In related news, no 1 has seen the man from Nantucket in years
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If u give a man a taco he eats for a day; teach a man to fish for a taco and I dont think either of you know what a taco actually is #WWJD
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HOLY SHIT! I CAN NOT FUCKING WAIT TO READ ABOUT #TOUCANS ! https://t.co/pqbumacA
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I am loving this Loreal Go 360 Clean, thanks @HeatherDawn9810 ! The scrub pad really gets the dingleberries off my brown eye #ThatsMyAnus
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Today is the beginning of the rest of ur life! Just kidding, ur life is pretty awful and will probably continue that way until u die #Sorry
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@rainnwilson Reality Show Idea: List as many adjectives as possible.
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Well, I’ve seen 1 play from each conference. That’s about all I need of the #ProBowl
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Oh damn! Accu Chek Nano Blood Glucose Monitor is 23% more accurate! That’s incentive enough to gain 300 lbs and lose a foot. #DiabetesIsFun
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I truly love the jewish people, but this jewish rye bread tastes like sour donkey semen. #IHopeItsKosher
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Just thought of a #joke but cant remember it all:Something something something dead bird, something something something erectile dysfunction
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QUICK, every1 shout their most favorite thing in the world! If you didnt say @AskDrewNow ’s twitter you are a douche. Also acceptable: #Porn
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Any1 remember Tim Tebow? No? Then I guess the power of my non prayers have won over his narcissistic bible beating #HaveFunBlockingForPunts
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I woke up this morning, looked at the alarm clock and thought "OH SHIT! IM 12 YEARS LATE FOR CHURCH!" #GuessIWillDrinkWineAtHome
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Going to form a female punk band and name it Blue Oyster Cunt. First single will be "Don’t Fear The Menstrual Cycle." #WhoWantsATshirt ?
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I just woke up and realized I cant find my gerbil...off to the emergency room again. #YouKnowWhereItIs
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